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Loki’s age is 1048 years old

huginn89:

mistletease:

mudokun:

According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.

In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.

Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17

#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage

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(via thewinchestersenterprise)

ofllamasandvideogames:

mattreadsthings:

WHAT AN UNUSUALLY ACCURATE GREETING CARD

Oh hey, this is gonna be me again this Christmas.
"Luis, why haven’t you found a job yet, what you do is pretty easy, right?"
FALALALALAAAAAAAALAFUCKINGLA

ofllamasandvideogames:

mattreadsthings:

WHAT AN UNUSUALLY ACCURATE GREETING CARD

Oh hey, this is gonna be me again this Christmas.

"Luis, why haven’t you found a job yet, what you do is pretty easy, right?"

FALALALALAAAAAAAALAFUCKINGLA

(Source: uhhleeese, via failfleet)