May 2013
120 posts
GUYS
maybewordsmith:
justplainsomething:
schnickledooger:
believeinprongs:
Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to...
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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Supernatural: CRYING
Sherlock: WAITING
Merlin: DEAD
Hannibal: Eating Merlin
How do you pronounce "Moffat" and Gatiss"?
sketchlock:
winchesterwolves:
Moffat is pronounced “satan”
Gatiss is pronouced “satan’s best friend”
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If you don't think history is amusing, you clearly...
hobbit24601:
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:
castiel-is-a-assbutt:
Zis if from mein spring collection
“Mien kamfidence goz up in diz shortz”
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lady-sherlock:
thatinvinciblekid:
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WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!
FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT
SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA
FANNIBALS GET YOUR CUTLERY
WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS
TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS
DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS
DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS
POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY
TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON
DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER
PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS
NATIONS GET THE PASTA
HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER
TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL
GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES
GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS
SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES
SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE
FANGIRLS START SCREAMING
ORIGINALS GET YOUR WHITE OAK STAKES
ANGELS GET YOUR BLADES
CRIMINALISTS GET YOUR BABY GIRLS
WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME!
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
itsnotthesaharadesert:
castielliarmus:
jesuschristvevo:
do u ever look at someone and just like wow u have really nice eyebrows
[sound of matt smith crying in the distance]
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The Doctor: Well then, see you around… Professor River Song.
River Song: Till the next time, Doctor.
The Doctor: Don’t wait up.
River: How are you even doing that? I’m not really here.
Doctor: You are always here to me and I always listen. And I can always see you.
River: Then why didn’t you speak to me?
Doctor: Because I thought it would hurt to much.
River: I believe I could have coped.
Doctor: No, I thought it would hurt me…and I was right.
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DOCTORXRIVER FEELS
warbloggerofzillyhoo:
thesherlockfandomisbroken:
smith-and-noble:
samandpatricks:
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT...
benedictcumberpantysnatcher:
stitchnik:
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Wanna know something I learnt?
nominominus:
psychcat:
winterkisseswhenyourlipswereblue:
In WWII the phrase “Vatican Cameos” was used when a person who was not in the British army came before the general, or other high up ranks, as a signal to the other officers that the person was armed.
So when Sherlock says “Vatican Cameos” to warn John that the safe has a gun in it, it’s not something that they’ve set up as a code...
